I didn’t even notice her shoes. OH, how I wish I had gotten a photo of the actual girl while she was crossing the street. I’m afraid you all will think I made it all up, but I didn’t. She was REAL.
Her fashion statement included:
1. FLOATY ORANGE FLOWER PRINT CHIFFON TOP (similar to this, but sleeveless…)
[Max Superstore]
2. BLACK SKINNY JEANS, SHREDDED (much like these, but knee-length…)
[Ami Clubwear]
Not too bad, really, but wait for #3:
3. BUCK SPECIAL KNIFE ON BELT (10.5” long with a 6” blade – my son has one just like it…)
[Kennesaw Cutlery]
aaaaaaaaand…
4. A TAIL.
Like this guy’s.
I was wondering if there was a full moon last night and she hadn’t quite transformed all the way back, but then I found this on the interwebs (Hot Topic – $14.99):
And this (see the tail?).
I thought the ‘80s look was the big thing now, but I don’t remember wearing a tail. Legwarmers, rubber bracelets, neon, big permed hair, punk, sure. But I’m almost positive we didn’t wear tails of any kind on a regular basis. Perhaps they are tossing in a few items from the 1880s…
Fashion – you are never too old to be amused by it! (Well, unless you are a wolf.)
“I has a mad, and people who wear tails are it.”
