Why is it when you’re growing out your bangs the “awkward” stage lasts forever, but when you have bangs and want them to stay the same, they grow like weeds?
…to throw something in the trash, and I saw this:
It’s a tomato stem. My brain, however, did not see a tomato stem. It saw a GIANT SPIDER, and then realized my hand was moving toward the giant spider to toss my tissue into the trash. If my brain and body would regulate their energy usage for normal daily activities instead of saving it up so I can flail my arms like a helicopter and jump three feet into the air when I see a anything that resembles a giant spider, I could get a lot more done in a day. A lot more.